The main goal of this is for me to get some small fics written since the large fics are taking forever to get done.

Marvel ficlet requests:

Will write: slash or gen.

Titles: Iron Man,* Avengers, X-factor, The Incredible Hulk movie (2008)

Guidelines:

- A general view of the characters would be ideal in terms of writing. By which I mean please don't request resolutions or fixes for specific issues of any one title. You can narrow it down to certain takes on characters, of course. In most cases, the character's attitude and POV is not that different, but in the case of Ultimates it really is.

- You can include other Marvel characters from other larger titles (i.e. X-men), but whether I write about them will depend on whether I know anything about them.

- Comment with two to five different requests for ficlets you'd like and I'll hopefully be able to write at least one of them. Who knows, you might get lucky and I'll write all of your requests.


* Movie or comics. No Tony/Rhodes. Sorry.

How Tony Possibly Met Pepper
by cruelest_month


Characters: Tony and Pepper
Disclaimer: Not for profit, only for fun.
Rating: PG - Gen, Unsurprising references to Tony sleeping with women
Summary: Sometimes being the right woman for a job relies solely on one's ability to answer the right question the right way.
Author's Note: Didn't get it beta-ed so any mistakes are mine. It's worth mentioning that Wharton is located in Pennsylvania. It's a pretty impressive business school. Chivas Regal Royal Salute is, according to my internet research, a pretty expensive blend of whiskies aged 21 years.

( In the mean time, please recycle this and send in my next victim. )

Five Ways Pepper Potts Became a Superhero
by cruelest_month

Characters: Pepper, Tony, Steve and Rhodes
Rating: PG – Gen. Some UST and possible implied Tony/Steve if you squint.
Disclaimer: I own no one. This is for fun.
Warning: The first way features character death. The rest do not, I promise.

Author’s note: Thank you, th_esaurus for looking this over and making me feel better about it. I ended up switching the order of these around a lot. Still not sure I like it completely. Anyway, while primarily based on the movie-verse, this fic also moves into possible futures/alternate realities. As a result, it draws and pulls ideas from various Iron Man and Avengers comics. And occasionally references other characters from that 'verse. IV is roughly based on something that happened to comic book Tony in the 80s.

( We can fight crime together. It's like Christmas came early for you. )

Title: Another Man's Treasure
Written by: cruelest_month
Fandom:Iron Man movie-verse
Characters: Tony and Pepper
Rating: Gen
Summary: Humor fic. Tony acquires Captain America’s shield and Pepper learns the hard way that her employer has more than a few screws loose.
Disclaimer: I own no one. This is for fun.
Author’s Note: For severa because it was her birthday recently and this is what she requested. I do plan on doing some fics someday about Captain America and movie!Tony meeting up. In that respect, this is probably a prequel to them. It's not beta-ed so any spelling errors are my fault.

( It’s a harmless collection of a dead man’s... Okay, when you put it that way, it does sound like something’s wrong with me. )

Title: Stranger Things: An Iron Man movie-verse AU (Part 4/?)
Characters: Tony Stark, Pepper, Edwin (OMA - Original Male Android)
Rating: This part is R for Tony/Edwin
Summary: Sometimes if you want a special friend and confidant, you have to build one.
Disclaimer: I own no one. This is for fun.
Author's Note: See Part 1 for the general concept behind the idea. This part mainly deals with Tony and Edwin finally putting Tony's bedroom to good use and then moves on to dealing with issues resulting from watching A.I., a really depressing robot movie. In the next part, Rhodes will be back and there will really be a BBQ. And thank you, perfectduet for betaing.

Part 1
Part 2
Part 3

( I could wake up in the morning and hear all about your sweet little android dreams of electric sheep. )

Also cross-posted to starkindustries.

Ficlets - by cruelest_month and requested by friends.

If you want to request one for yourself, you can still do that here.

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For th_esaurus - Iron Man: Tony being off his face drunk and Jarvis and Pepper somehow looking after him together.

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For enigel - Iron Man/Doctor Who: The Doctor and Martha go to meet a real-life comic book superhero... (Yes, Tony.)
A/N: I ended up adding Donna. I hope that's all right.

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For th_esaurus - Iron Man/Marvel 'verse: Tony/Natalia fightsex.
A/N: Um, but I'm going to have to write a sequel to this since it sort of just became how they might have met in the movie-verse and although there's some stuff in a gym, there's not really fightsex. XD Sorry.

Also Natalia = Natalia Romanova = Black Widow

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Title: Stranger Things: An Iron Man movie-verse AU (Part 3/?)
Characters: Tony Stark, Pepper, Rhodes, OMA (Original Male Android), Random Women
Rating: This part is PG-13 for Tony/OMA
Summary: Sometimes if you want a special friend and confidant, you have to build one.
Disclaimer: I own no one. This is for fun.
Author's Note: See Part 1.

Part 1
Part 2

( It's never a dull moment chez Stark. )
Also cross-posted to starkindustries.

Title: Stranger Things: An Iron Man movie-verse AU (Part 2/?)
Characters: Tony Stark, Pepper, Rhodes, OMA (Original Male Android), Random Women
Rating: This part is PG-13 for a little bit of Tony/OMA
Summary: Sometimes if you want a special friend and confidant, you have to build one.
Disclaimer: I own no one. This is for fun.

See Part 1 for Author's Note.

( I shoulda settled for modifying a Roomba and saved myself a heck of a lot of trouble. )

Drabbles - by cruelest_month and requested by friends

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For caia_comica - Iron Man: Tony, Rhodes, and the other suit - ( [click to read] )
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For fahrbot - Mighty Boosh/Supernatural: Vince and Dean and unicorns - ( [click to read] )
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For th_esaurus - Iron Man/Spiderman: Anything about Tony and Otto Octavius being friends when they were younger.

Note: Technically, I wasn't going to write crossovers for any other fandom, but both of them went to MIT and I read up on Otto's goddawful parents. And then since it's movie-verse, I just made some stuff up. XD

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For bluemoon02 - Iron Man: Tony setting up some kind of intricate CCTV system to indulge in his voyeurism over Ms Potts.

Note: Unfortunately, this turned into a humor ficlet/drabble with Tony and Jarvis talking and snarking mostly. Includes a mention of Sue Storm.

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Title: Stranger Things: An Iron Man movie-verse AU (Part 1/?)
Author: cruelest_month
Characters: Tony Stark, Pepper, OMA (Original Male Android) - eventually Tony/OMA
Rating: This part is PG
Summary: Sometimes if you want a special friend and confidant, you have to build one.

Disclaimer: I own no one. This is for fun.

Author's Note: So basically severa told me Jarvis' voice is done by Paul Bettany. I loved Jarvis and I love Paul Bettany. JARVIS by the way stands for Just a Rather Very Intelligent System. But, okay, back to things that matter. Computer screens and science project robots with endearing albeit useless personalities aren't generally enough for most people. Yes, Tony has Pepper and Rhodes, but he could probably use more than two people liking him.

Now it's probably obvious that I <3 robots. All kinds of robots. And suddenly it occurred to us/me/her that there was a genius way to give Tony a robot without writing a Iron Man/BSG fic. And wouldn't it be cool if there was an android that looked like Paul Bettany?

If you don't think so, don't read any more of this and go away.

If you do think so, proceed and enjoy.

To end this ridiculously long babble-y section, thank you, severa for beta-ing and telling me the correct way to spell "dammit." And thank you, th_esaurus for the title, which is from "Yeah, I'm in love with an android" by Say Hi to Your Mom, and for being so encouraging. XD

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Title: Visiting hours
Author: cruelest_month
Show: Doctor Who. A Series 4 AU ficlet of sorts.
Warning: Vague spoilers for episodes 4 and 5
Pairing: Doctor/Ross
Written for: enigel
Author's Note: This is me sailing down a certain river in Egypt. It's going to be a very long journey too because I realized the fic I was writing about the Doctor and Ross was turning into something that needs more research/BS-ing in regards to fake planets and probably needs to include Donna.


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Title: Don’t Understand
Author: cruelest_month
Show: Nathan Barley
Characters: Claire, Jones, Dan
Request from: iniq
Summary: Five times that Claire misunderstood her two flatmates.

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Title: Fuel for thought
Author: cruelest_month
Show: Nathan Barley
Characters: Dan/Jones
Written for: th_esaurus

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Old Gregg Goes Stateside or Trouble in Colon
A Supernatural and The Mighty Boosh X-over

Author: cruelest_month
Summary: The Winchesters head to Colon, Michigan to deal with Old Gregg. But when Sam gets abducted by the scary fish man-thing, Dean is stuck relying on Howard Moon and Vince Noir in order to save him.
Characters: Dean Winchester, Sam Winchester, Vince Noir, Howard Moon, and Old Gregg
Rating: PG - There's a swear, boys kiss twice, and Old Gregg is a freak as per usual.

Note: I wrote this for fahrbot (<3) and it was meant to be a drabble. It is 15 pages long and therefore not a drabble. It is more important that you know a bit about The Mighty Boosh than Supernatural. The Winchester brothers are from season 1. Vince and Howard are probably from series 3.

Disclaimer: I do not own these shows. Vince Noir is, in fact, male. Dean doesn't figure that out for quite awhile. I have never been to Colon, Michigan or Leonidas, Michigan. I found them using wikipedia. There is no t-shirt like the one described in this fic, but there should be.

I have nothing against Amish people. Or the pirate from Spongebob Squarepants. Not all mermen are freaks. You can actually get drunk on Bailey's. There is nothing wrong with you if you would like to babysit the world's largest ball of string for a weekend. Leeches probably are nice on occasion. Turtles don't always bite people as often as they do in this fic. And that's all the nonsensical disclaimers I can think of that actually apply to this story.

( Colon is for Magic Lovers )