It's been awhile, but it's definitely time for another round of fic requests.

For once, I feel like I can do this because I've really narrowed down what I'm willing to write about for a change. I'm sorry if this leaves people out.

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Fic requests:

Fandoms: Naruto and Bleach

Will write: gen or slash only unless you're requesting something pertaining to Tsunade/Jiraiya.

Guidelines:

- Comment with two to five different requests for drabbles or fics you'd like, and I'll hopefully be able to write at least one of them.

Who knows, you might get lucky and I'll write all of your requests.

- You can give me any kind of prompt you like (lyric, idea, setting, word, etc.) but please don't just comment with names or a pairing.

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Title: Receiving Comfort by cruelest_month
Characters: Kurt Wagner, Bruce Banner, Logan and Tony Stark. Brief mentions of Pepper Potts and Captain America (Steve Rogers).
Summary: The second time Bruce meets Kurt is a lot more rewarding than the first.

Rating: PG - conversations and one kiss (Bruce/Kurt)
Disclaimer: For fun, not profit.
Author's Note: Written almost entirely for lex_of_green. It's unbeta'd so any mistakes are my own. You don't necessarily need to read it to understand this fic, but this ficlet did come first. Unlike that ficlet, this takes place in a somewhat not-too-distant future where the Avengers are established in the movie-verse.

Bruce and Tony are pretty much movie-verse. However, Kurt and Logan are mostly based on the comics because their relationship is different in the movies than the comics. I also should point out that I love Tony Stark to pieces, but he's Tony Stark and sometimes he can be annoying. If that thought comes as a surprise you, you might not what to read this fic.

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New York City, Stark Tower, 9:33 pm
Days without incident: 57

( I do not know what it is you think will happen if someone were to value you more highly than they would other people, but I would like to be with you and not with Tony. )
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Table Manners: a Watchmen/Dark Knight crossover
by cruelest_month

Characters: The Comedian and the Joker
Rating: PG-13 - violence, swearing, mentions of sex
Summary: No matter who you are, dining with the Joker can be a trying experience.

Disclaimer: For fun, not profit. Don't own them.
Warning: This isn't nice or normal. Honest. However, there are no spoilers for the recent movie in this fic.
Author's Note: It's something I've been considering anyway while bouncing ideas off th_esaurus, but flwrpwr_vampyre mentioned wanting to read a fic about the Joker and Eddie eating together. And the Joker being a normal eater. And possibly liking macaroni and cheese. This is sort of like that and, well, the Joker eats sort of normally for him?

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( Dinner usually means Eddie’s eating when the Joker happens to stop by. )

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By cruelest_month

For simmysim: "Tony smells good, but he smells even better when he smells like Logan."

Rating: PG-13 - Humor fic mostly. Some swearing, some kissing and such.
Author's Note: Takes place in the Married-in-Vegas 'verse.

( Hate to break it to you, princess, but they’re not doing it because you smell. They’re doing it to bother me. )

Maintaining Appearances: a Watchmen/Dark Knight crossover
by cruelest_month

Characters: Comedian/Joker, Batman
Rating: R - violence, swearing, mentions of sex
Summary: The Comedian and the Joker run into Batman. Unsurprisingly that sort of ruins everything.

Disclaimer: For fun, not profit. Don't own them.
Warning: This isn't nice or normal. Honest. However, there are no spoilers for the recent movie in this fic.
Author's Note: Crazy Quilt's an old Batman villain. I picked his name because it was amusing to me. And really I'm hoping this fic is better than I think it is. As usual this is mostly for th_esaurus, but seriously thank you for reading this to the people who have been. I know it's nuts, but I still really enjoy the idea of it.

( The Joker can and will fall asleep anywhere. )

Also for those who do read this (you brave, brave few), if you have any prompts or things you'd like to read in regards to this mad AU crack, let me know.

Goes with the Territory: a Watchmen/Dark Knight crossover.
Characters: Comedian/Joker, Batman
Rating: R - violence, swearing, sex
Summary: The Comedian meets the Batman. Words and blows are exchanged, and later Eddie tells the Joker about it.

Disclaimer: For fun, not profit. Don't own them.
Warning: This isn't nice or normal. Honest. However, there are no spoilers for the recent movie in this fic.
Author's Note: Sort of a prompt from th_esaurus. The Comedian meets the Batman

( He doesn't mind talking to the Batman all that much at first. )

Vacationing at Arkham: a Watchmen/Dark Knight crossover.
by cruelest_month

Pairing: Comedian/Joker
Rating: PG-13 - mentions of violence, kissing
Summary: After a severe lack of correspondence from the Joker, the Comedian visits Arkham Asylum.

Disclaimer: For fun, not profit. Don't own them.
Warning: This isn't nice or normal. Honest.
Author's Note: Originally written for th_esaurus' eyes only and, arguably, it ought to have stayed that way. Totally AU that takes place in and around Gotham. The history of Arkham Asylum featured in here is pulled mostly from Grant Morrison and Dave McKean's Arkham Asylum: A Serious House on Serious Earth.

( The postcards start coming once a week. )

Bruises Prove It's Real: a Watchmen/Dark Knight crossover.
by cruelest_month

Pairing: Comedian/Joker
Rating: R - sex, swearing, use of guns and knives throughout.
Disclaimer: For fun, not profit. Don't own them.
Warning: This isn't nice or normal. Honest.

Author's Note: Totally AU. Originally written for th_esaurus' eyes only and, arguably, it ought to have stayed that way. The title's taken from "Bruises" by Sugarcult, but the song honestly has nothing to do with this fic. Oops.

( The Joker doesn't do anything like a normal person so it's no great surprise to Eddie that the man doesn't sleep like a normal person either. )

Title: The Guardians of Rome: A Dark Knight AU
by cruelest_month
Characters: Harvey Dent, Bruce Wayne and Alfred with passing references made to the Joker and Gordon.
Disclaimer: They do not belong to me. I wish they did.
Warning: Contains partial or whole spoilers depending on the paragraph. Also takes a lot of ideas/concepts from the movie and changes them around.
Rating: PG - Gen with mentions of violence but no depiction of it.

Summary: More than halfway through the events of the movie, Harvey Dent finds that he just might have to take over for Batman.
Author's Note: This was written for and requested by angrylemur. It's unbeta'd so any mistakes are mine. I'll admit that is very unlikely that Bruce would want or ask Harvey to become the Batman, but, well, that's point of an AU. Also Bruce will or would recover if I wrote sequels to this, I swear.

Word count: 1,188 words

( Maybe it’s about time he gave the city the kind of knight it really deserves. )

Title: Mighty Time Lords: A Mighty Boosh/Doctor Who AU of sorts
by cruelest_month
Summary: AU request from severa - Howard and Vince as Time Lords interacting with the Doctor.
Author's Note: Unbeta'd. Someday I might write a sequel with Donna in it, but here's what I've written so far.
Word count: 1,836 words

( Come with us now on a journey through time and space... )